"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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