so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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