: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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