Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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