Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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