**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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