What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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