Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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