I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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