ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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