biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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