I'm drive I can fine osifer
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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