BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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