It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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