never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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