The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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