i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
So I just went to clothing optional bar
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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