and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
we should paint friendship bongs
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