FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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