Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
no. you can't hotbox the world.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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