she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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