i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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