Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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