Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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