At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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