Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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