i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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