He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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