Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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