her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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