Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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