but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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