"it" just moved
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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