I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
May the power of my ass compel you!!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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