It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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