I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
This is the high leading the old right now
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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