exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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