At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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