can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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