Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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