First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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