your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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