I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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