just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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