i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
