I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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