I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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