You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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