But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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