Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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