Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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