I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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