You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize