My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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