i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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