oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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